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2013
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2013
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2013
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Dec
2012
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2012
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Sep
2012

He was drunk, which was probably why he picked me in the first place. Tonight wasn’t about making good choices.
He acted like he didn’t mind my apparent weirdness, but I knew it was just the alcohol and some inane desire to make a reckless middle-finger gesture to the world. 
Earlier in the evening, I wondered if he might try to lose me, but now we were actually leaving. We were going home together.
I touched the dampness of his sweat-soaked t-shirt, his flesh still heated from the inside of the club. I could feel his heart thumping wildly in his chest as we dashed outside to make our great escape.
There were photographers everywhere and I knew tomorrow, the world would know.
And surely, they’d wonder what he was thinking.
Surely, they’d question his taste. 
Because who would choose me?
I’m just a blue dinosaur alien head necklace. 

He was drunk, which was probably why he picked me in the first place. Tonight wasn’t about making good choices.

He acted like he didn’t mind my apparent weirdness, but I knew it was just the alcohol and some inane desire to make a reckless middle-finger gesture to the world. 

Earlier in the evening, I wondered if he might try to lose me, but now we were actually leaving. We were going home together.

I touched the dampness of his sweat-soaked t-shirt, his flesh still heated from the inside of the club. I could feel his heart thumping wildly in his chest as we dashed outside to make our great escape.

There were photographers everywhere and I knew tomorrow, the world would know.

And surely, they’d wonder what he was thinking.

Surely, they’d question his taste. 

Because who would choose me?

I’m just a blue dinosaur alien head necklace. 

Posted 1 year ago372 notesVIA / SOURCEFiled Under: #josh hutcherson #almost skimmed over this cause i thought i knew how it would end #i was sooo wrong #pmsl #submission
31
Aug
2012
joshifer-lawtcherson:

#from the treaty of london #in penance for their laziness #each country shall offer up #a male and female athelete between the ages of “are you even legal” and “how old the fuck are you” #at a public ceremony #these athletes shall be delivered to the custody of london #and then transferred to a public dome #where they will fight to the death #until a lone country remains #henceforth and forever more #this pageant will be known as #’the olympics’

joshifer-lawtcherson:

#from the treaty of london #in penance for their laziness #each country shall offer up #a male and female athelete between the ages of “are you even legal” and “how old the fuck are you” #at a public ceremony #these athletes shall be delivered to the custody of london #and then transferred to a public dome #where they will fight to the death #until a lone country remains #henceforth and forever more #this pageant will be known as #’the olympics’

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Jun
2012
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Feb
2012
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06
Dec
2011
jensenfrackles:

jensenfrackles:

Posted 2 years ago1,661 notesVIAFiled Under: #jared padalecki #jensen ackles #twilight #spoof #i'd see it
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Nov
2011
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31
Jul
2011
Posted 3 years ago1,769 notesVIAFiled Under: #lame pun coon
19
Jun
2011
hp and a cheesy pun, I love it! 

hp and a cheesy pun, I love it! 

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Jun
2011
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May
2011
When everything feels like the movies, yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive 

When everything feels like the movies, yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive 

Posted 3 years ago315 notesVIAFiled Under: #lyrics #goo goo dolls